May 2013
unfollower:
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
sleepingwith-fu3nciado:
ejacutastic:
frostedbeanqueen:
christmasblogger:
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
I could not scroll past this
zaynmalik-me:
can i borrow your african american crayon?
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
blakeliversage:
sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
nayx:
being a virgin is ok
sex isnt that great
just like
get some nachos instead
best-of-funny:
mollyiswideawake:
the-eleventh-blog:
iwanty0ubleeders:
can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the internet
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
X
rneerkat:
musicalgravy19:
rneerkat:
i thought i saw a fruit flavored breath freshener but it must have been a fig mint of my imagination
I see what you did there! XD
have u considered work as a detective because i really believe u would do well with that career ur observational skills are amazing
bootox:
butchylesbiansareweird:
bootox:
bootox:
my parents arent home today im gonna have a huge party
guys this party is getting a little too crazy
THIS IS MY COUSIN EMMA WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING
dont tell the rest of our family about the party
svviffer:
do you ever just regret 40% of your life
geometricdeathtrap:
*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”
“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
